Pampers newborn..........so handy

Let me start by telling what happened in court Friday.......................mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, officially................I do not know and it irritates the hell out of me. Caseworker did not call me Friday and today was apparently not in the office, I called her at least 10 times.

The GAL told me a little, bio mom told me a lot, but she is crazy, says one thing, another thing. She was mainly very proud of calling everyone a liar, I swear she has the mentality of a middle school student. We are right back at arguing that "someone" (she means me) said that her baby has an aspiration problem and her baby does not have that, she has a swallowing problem..........................

Can I just say DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I am done trying to explain stuff to her, it's like talking to a wall. Then for the finale, she accused me of giving her baby medicine to make her have this problem................OMG, that was it, I told her she was nuts, crack smoking HO.

So, according to her, dad needs to do a CPR class and then the baby goes home, according to the GAL, if he does this plus a couple more therapy sessions, at the next court hearing in a couple of weeks, she'll be send home.

I truly feel good about dad getting her, but that mom.....................don't get me going. She is also preggo again, lovely huh, and last week she failed a piss test. Time will tell if he is going to do this or not (grow balls and stand up for his daughter, keep the nut away.)

Now as for the title..................who knew..................................

I have been sick with this cold and now I just cough my head off, my lungs out, etc.
Not a good thing, especially since my bladder fails me when I cough this hard...........I was laying in bed last night and no matter how many times I went to the bathroom, I still managed to wet myself every minute (or so it seemed)
AlWAYS doesn't always do the trick (yes that's how bad it was)

That's when I thought of the Pampers newborn, they fit quite nicely, kinda reminded me of the surfboards they give you after giving birth, but much, much softer. Well
I'm happy to say they did the trick !!!

I don't know what it was last night, today was not as bad, still used the Always, but no I did not walk around with pampers in my underwear LOL